| A Pimp...
* keeps his emotions to himself.
* is his own best company.
* doesn't get paid for screwing. He gets his pay from
always having
the right thing to say to his females.
* with sense never lets a female go who still has some
trick in her.
* is really a bitch who has reversed the game.
* should be prince charming to the females. They should
think you're
GOD!!!
* should always have one thought in his head, Pimp Or
Die!!!
* should control the whole female, be the boss of her
life, even her
thoughts.
* should always be determined in any and everything.
* should always recognize and respect other pimps.
* should never accept anything but his money.
* must be serious!!!
* has to be married, married to the pimp game!!!
* could cut his dick off and still pimp his ass off!!!
* is the lonliest person in the world.
* wants any female who can make him money.
* cannot feel like a pimp with one female, raise a stable.
* loves it when his women love him.
* has to use great pressure.
Women...
* A pimp with a fine female has to keep his game tight.
* Females always try to find a weakness in a pimp.
* A female will always leave you if she has money. Keep
them broke.
* A pretty black female and a white female are alike.
They will try
destroy your stable and leave you broke.
* The way you start with a female is the way you end with
her. Pimp
hard from the start.
* If you chase a female you get a weak one, if you stalk
her you get
a strong one.
* Don't give a trife broke female a second chance.
* Taking their money is an excellent way to keep women.
* Have your women give you your money every time you see
them.
* Always keep your women on mental file.
* There is nothing more important than what makes a new
female tick
and why. Make her tell you her life story.
* Tell your women they can go down on a price, never up.
* Tell her to recruit for you.
* The tougher you are, the more she will love you.
* Make her convince you, that she should be your girl.
* It's better to have no female than half of a female.
* If your women act up, put them in check quick.
* Never put two new females together, they will plot on
you.
* Have your main girl loyal to you because if she leaves
the stable
leaves. Keep your game the tighest on her.
* Team your women up and have them competing to see who
can bring you
the most money.
* It thrills women when their pimp makes a mistake. Don't
make any.
* Never let your women break your rules.
* Protecting your women is protecting your money.
* Never let your women get loud with you.
* Never neglect your women.
* If your women gets stolen the reason why is because
your game was
not tight enough.
* A female in strange surroundings is more dependent on
her pimp.
* A girl from a small town has to be moved fast.
* It is bad for a pimp to keep his stable on their ass.
* Women think twice about leaving a rich pimp.
* For every girl that leaves you, get two.
* It's a good thing when you can trust your main girl
with you women
and your money.
* A pimp should always tell his women something new everyday
to hold
them.
* Always get your money up front from your women before
you have sex
with them. Treat them just like tricks.
* Make them work hard and fast.
* Run your women like a business.
* Keep your women well maintained.
Remember...
* there isn't a female you can't do without.
* pimping isn't a game of love. Your women should fear
you.
* just like drugs, don't get high off your own supply
and what you
supply is women.
* if you keep your money right, Ms. Justice will smile
on you.
* the world is nothing but a bitch, and you are her pimp!!!!
* earn your pimping degree in whorology.
* you are not a gentleman, you are a pimp!!!
* you only get great by pimping by the rules.
* pimps are like cars. The best known may not be the real
yardstick
to the best one.
* you don't have to pimp, you got to pimp.
* it's a violation of the pimp laws to quit a female who
is bringing
you money.
* money over women.
* the pimp game is not for kids.
* never confide in your women, keep your thoughts a secret.
* never count your money until it is in your hand.
* pimping isn't a sex game, it's a mind game.
* just like a company, downsize and upgrade if you have
to.
* to a pimp to only thing more important than getting
money is
getting women.
* true friends mean more than any female.
* in a pimp's life, yesterday means nothing, today is
everything!!!
* the game of pimping is like a chess game, you must think
before you move.
Always...
* find ways to keep your women without kissing their
ass.
* seek knowledge about the pimp game.
* be positive in everything you do, especially the pimp
game.
* take care of the little things and if the female is
qualified make
her take care of the big things.
* keep your mind on your money!!!
* live by the rules you set down on your women.
* keep the pimp / bitch relationship well defined.
* be a puzzle to your women, that's a way how to keep
them.
* remember what you are, a pimp!!!
* remember, the only heaven for a pimp is one filled with
women and
money.
* remember a pimp's wardrobe has to be neat and clean,
his ride must
be eye catching.
A playa only plays for so long, then he's played out.
A hustler only
hustles for so long, then he's hustled out. A whore only
whores for so
long before she's whored out. A PIMP only pimps for so
long and that's
for life! From all the PIMPS I've known it's been PIMP
or die! Put
that on the lifestyle. To play this game on the field
of life is a
hard game to play. Pimping, somebody has to do it because
a girl can
give up the ass for free for only so long then she is
called a whore.
She might as well get paid for it, and she might as well
bring the pay
to me! Somebody has to win at it because the game in never
going to
stop, champaign bottles are still going to get popped
by the PIMPS at
the top of their game.
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